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barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

yungaquarius:

jinkies

rainy-afternoons:

when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time

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lampsarepeopletoo:

when you reblog something risky and you need to cover it up with some more reblogs but there is nothing good on your dash

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i-will-pursue-your-presence:

mythologyhotspot:

scottman99:

heyitsodette:

Splash Mountain Photos

YES

It’s funnier everytime I see it.

I like human beings.

youngblackandvegan:

sikssaapo-p:

"The system was never broken it was built this way"

the sooner you realize this, the sooner you’ll realize what you should really be mad at

Pet Peeves: Men Who Are Uncomfortable With Their Sexuality

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

axedeodorant:

im ordering a pizza

they dont make delivery

im hanging up

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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xmaochan:

beautiful

therothwoman:

ohhhvienna:

purrityring:

ALL I DID WAS PAUSE NETFLIX SO I COULD GO GET OREOS IM HAVING A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE

I AM ON MY WAY

I CAN GO THE DISTANCE

mightyflower:

to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”