Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
when you and your friend say the same thing at the same time
when you reblog something risky and you need to cover it up with some more reblogs but there is nothing good on your dash
Splash Mountain Photos
It’s funnier everytime I see it.
I like human beings.
"The system was never broken it was built this way"
the sooner you realize this, the sooner you’ll realize what you should really be mad at
Pet Peeves: Men Who Are Uncomfortable With Their Sexuality
why do people have like 74973 different names for these
ALL I DID WAS PAUSE NETFLIX SO I COULD GO GET OREOS IM HAVING A NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE
I AM ON MY WAY
I CAN GO THE DISTANCE
to quote hamlet act III scene iii line 92, “no”