So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
Yes hello I am here for Gatsby’s party
ah yes…. the smell of victoryI don’t want this.
JESUS CHRIST I JUST HAD A STROKE
Hell has arrived.
when the teacher says pair up but no one likes u
I CANNOT EVEN WHAT IS THIS *dies*
THEIR DANCING TO MY MUSIC OMFG
What really happened at Amy’s Baking Company
FUCKING. NO. YOU PIECES OF YELP REDDITOR SHITS. YOURE ALL GOING TO JUST BURN IN HELL. SATAN IS PROBABLY TOUCHING YOUR BODY ALL OVER WHILE YOU DONT KNOW IT AND YOU DESERVE IT.
PUT THAT SHIT INTO OGREDRIVE
I know I’m on tonight my hips don’t lie
And I’m starting to feel it’s right
All the attraction, the tension
Don’t you see baby, this is perfection
“And I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.”