All that is missing is a Z snap of fabulous ownage.
people who think every single country in the world celebrates thanksgiving
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if you’d like to have some more options….
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
woah that is not enough whipped cream. you need to add enough so that its screams can be drowned out so that no one can hear it. If you haven’t used an entire bowl of miracle whip you aren’t doing it right.
Miracle whip? Isn’t that the stuff you put on sandwiches?
The fuck. I fucked up I fucked iup I fkcued up shit I meant cool whip I fucked up god damn it don’t put mayonnaise on your bmp pumpkin pie kids not unless you want children to scream in anguish at a movie theater during your favorite part in the movie
this is the most american post
This is the only thing I ever needed to draw
- the ones who are basically your friends and you can tell them anything
- The ones who seem to hate teenagers and teaching and JFC why did they choose to do this for a living
- the ones that are really nice but just suck at teaching and you never really learn anything in that class
- the dorky one that never gets mad just gives you that long “I’m dissapointed in you look”
- the ones that teach no matter whats going on in the class
when a tumblr famous person says they’re upset everyone goes all “aw what happened” and they get like 100 nice messages
when i say im upset people just kind of
Whiney bitch alert
thank you for alerting us of your arrival
the single greatest moment of the series